In other (at times) thrash-related news, the latest print issue ("The Shameless") of the mighty Lamentations of the Flame Princess is out now, and in it James "The Man" Edward "I Am Completely Insane" Raggi IV supplies what is quite possibly the longest record review in the history of all time... and it just happens to cover the Formicide CD I released late last year. You can read the review here. It's pretty wild, and will definitely be the longest, kindest, and most rambling review the CD will ever receive. Period. Plus, the new issue has some of the best writing (read: ranting) ever to grace the pages of LotFP, so please check it out if you're so inclined.
And, ever the instigator, ol' Jim's now taking pre-orders for a new "Fuck Commercial Metal" t-shirt design. "Controversial!" Rumor has it that several "upper-ranking" members of the Roadrunner Records staff are threatening to sign more bands like Nickelback, release more completely hollow and unnecessary "Best of..." albums, and re-release more money-grubbing less-than-a-year-old CD's with "bonus" DVD's in 2007 in direct response to this t-shirt. But I can't back that up with "facts" or anything, so...
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“Rumor has it that several “upper-ranking†members of the Roadrunner Records staff are threatening to sign more bands like Nickelback”......what?....WHAT?!.....WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE FUCKIN JOKING…....please let this rumor be some horrid joke. If this this turns out to be true then it will be proof that there is no God. Or if there is, He is VERY pissed off at us. I mean I’m not that huge of fan of Roadrunner Records but this just may very well be the end of times…..is that brimstone I smell?......(ok so I may be exaggerating but it still makes me sick to my stomach) Oh and I haven’t had time to check out Vectom since I’m at work and this piece of shit computer I’m using doesn’t even have a soundcard.
2.9.2007 | By Adrianoso
oh yeah and I’m definitely buying one of those shirts.
2.9.2007 | By Adrianoso
yeah , aint’ Roadrunner great since they were bought out by Island/Def Jam? i just love how they keep (hem, hem) a few good bands on so they dont TRY to loose all respect…..
2.9.2007 | By L.Ron
o yeah….. sorry, this band is like one of those bands that i have heard on like say Metal Massacre 7 that never went anywhere. and i gotta say it….. my friend is a proctologist and i saw him pull up in a amc gremlin and i said ” you make enough money to own better cars than that!?!” and he said “yeah , i had a mercedes and a caddilac but i RECTUM.” oooohhhhh…..
2.9.2007 | By L.Ron
Oh man…those shirts are great. I’ve already put in my pre-order.
2.9.2007 | By Carlzilla
Speed Metal!!!!!!!!
2.10.2007 | By Vectom
You weren’t joking about that review being long!
2.10.2007 | By Thomas
killer german thrash
2.10.2007 | By Anonymous
One of the better summations of why music criticism is relevant, and probably the best rebuttal to all of the “well, if you’re so great, why don’t YOU put out a better record” types of arguments that you see everywhere.
RE: the Roadrunner comment: With “Daughtry” at the top of the charts right now, it does make one wonder how long the Post-Post-Post-Post-Grunge thing can last. I think you’re more and more seeing a convergence of the so-called “outlaw country” attitude with the warmed over trappings of the simplistic Grunge sound. You’re left with mush that is superficially ‘heavy’ enough to get it tagged as some kind of metal hybrid, but safe and vapid enough to garner radio-play and sing-alongs with the girlfriend. Fuck Commerical Metal indeed!
2.12.2007 | By Karl J
“...in direct response to this t-shirt.”
hahaha!!! classic.
2.13.2007 | By chris
I’ve been curious about this one ever since that tell-tale thrash font appeared in that right-hand column. Really nice find!
2.15.2007 | By Invisible Oranges
fuck off
11.23.2007 | By jua